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There'snothinghere.
This domain has a perfectly good job: handling email. The website, on the other hand, has absolutely no plans.
THE DAILY NOTHING / MORNING EDITIONEST. RIGHT NOW
The Daily Nothing.
One BMX. A paper round. No actual news.
Best round00
All the news that isn't.
Ride past the houses. Throw when you're level with a yellow letterbox. Dodge bins, cones and parked cars.
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Your shift is over.
← → steer · Space throws left · P pauses
Yellow letterboxes: +10. Broken windows: −2. Crashes: −5.
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